A revolutionary new product
Smart Water
Ok, so I cam across this the other day while shopping for goodies for work. I couldn't pass it up after I started reading the label.
On one side of the bottle is a scale which tells you how much water is left in the bottle and how 'smart' you have gotten.
Since I am a optimist I am going to look at it as the bottle is x full.
3/4 full - Capable
little less - kinda arid
5/8 full - elctrolytes flowing
1/3 full - clever enough
1/2 full - getting there (nice and moist)
3/8 full - witty
1/4 full - 85% hydrated
1/8 full - genius (mensa material)
Not only is this scale just wonderful but there is a disclamer and possible side effects.
Side effects may include being calld nerd, dork, geek, dweeb, brainiac, know-it-all, smarty-pants, smart-aleck, bookworm, egghead, four-eyes, enstein or being mistaken for the IT guy.
may induce sudden and inexplicable aversion to all less intelligent forms of water. apply liberlly and frequently to dry people.
Just tought I would share. I think I am going to be taking stock in this company.
- Larry
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